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i shldnt have to tell you this, but in case you were wondering, the bimbo your child gets will be the epitome of beauty and perfection: she has a beautiful milky complexion to start, but with the help of a tanning bed, she can turn a delicious ‘acceptibly dark but still caucasion’ brown (sorry, darkies! you’re not included in this fountain of fun! or in society’s idea of beauty!) and her stats are listed as 5 ft 6 (or it may have been 7) and a svelte 127 lbs. the more boys u kiss, the higher your score. in another game, the goal is to go inside a nightclub and kiss as many boys as you can. in this same game, the instructions admonish your child to be neater with her purse, and adds a little more encouragement by calling her a ‘trashy bimbo!’ awesome! included in the bag: lipstick, underwear, a picture of a guy with hearts around him, cigarettes, and random, nondescript white and blue pills! …wait, what? one of the games is a memory game called ‘sort out your bag.’ its your traditional match game, all featuring items essential to any bimbo’s bag. some of the totally neat-o-riffic things i found: it wasnt enough that i just poke around and shake my head in disgust, i actually played the game. I saw this site on the news last nite and just HAD to go look at it.

so before i got upset, i thought that maybe–juuuuust maybe–they used the word ‘bimbo’ to describe the female cartoon characters that will represent your sponge-like children in this game because there’s not a direct French-to-English translation for ‘strong, respectable, fashion-savy woman.’ so i tried me one of them online translator things and it turns out that a bimbo is a bimbo, no matter the language! yay!Īloha! j’sui ma bimbo! et tu? fromage? sombrero!

Now as u can see in the last sentence, there is also a French version of the game, and since the english on the website isn’t perfect, it’s safe to assume that the game itself is French, which explains the high level of debauchery and unsavoryness (you know how those fuckin french people are). Si vous préférez jouer à la version française (If you prefer the french version of the game) cliquez ici (click here): If you want to become a “Miss Bimbo” click here: * Tackle the 68 tasks as quick as possible to become a star bimbo !!Īre you ready to become the bimbo of the moment ? Stop at nothing to make yourself the Queen of the bimbos ! * Even resort to medicine or cosmetic surgery. * Charm a famous handsome man to become a social diva.

* Become a socialite in order to increase your popularity and fame. * Buy the latest fashions and become the coolest bimbo on the street ! * Find a job to provide for your needs and to buy all the clothes you want. The world’s first virtual fashion game !īecome the most famous and beautiful bimbo in the world ! Here’s a description of the game, straight from the website: i just wanted to hip all the parents of young impressionable girls out there to a funtime fantastic fancypants fashion doll game: MissBimbo! its like those annoying ass Bratz dolls or those slutty little online avatar dolls, but more threatening to your child’s sense of reality! I can’t load the website here at work, and that sucks because i wanted to throw in some screen shots for yall (i’ll do it later).